This has nothing to do with Gollum I think that the Lord of the Rings trilogy is one of the most boring things ever written. I didn’t like it one little bit. Okay, so I’ve just alienated you and about two-thirds of the English-speaking world, but so what? It’s all… Read more »
Chickens are the most stupid creatures on the planet Well, that’s my opinion and I’m always right! When I was a child, we lived close to a chicken farm and the wretched animals were always escaping. Despite having their wings clipped, the could still over the fence around the farm… Read more »
Protect yourself from the eeps! Eeps (apparently) are a menace to society. They have beady eyes and run with their heads down. They are really just dinosaurs in disguise. Allegedly.
Some things are funny for reasons I can’t explain. Suddenly I’ll look at something in a slightly different way and it will seem utterly hilarious. One day, Bahkti and I were sitting in the bath and I spotted a bottle of dog shampoo. On the label was a picture of… Read more »