Any man who’s got a big thing for you will never be able to grasp you telling him no. He’s not trying to hear you tell him you just want to be friends, that you have a man or that you’re holding out for something better. It’s a huge slap in the face when he’s [...]
Contrary to popular belief, not all men are horny douches who’ll plug themselves into anything within a 3-block radius that has the right anatomical apparatus. It’s hard to imagine that since yesterday’s post disseminated any plausibility that certain men can actually behave like gentlemen. Well, they really can and they’re out there ladies, believe me. [...]
A buttload of women are developing a latent case of “cry me a river” syndrome, in which they punish themselves for being a sheep in wolf’s clothing, when it isn’t squarely their fault. They can’t help that they’re out on the prowl armed with luscious bodies, angelic faces and amazing personalities, in search of the [...]
A lot of guys are wet behind the ears when it comes to laying down their game with a real woman, and real women know precisely every angle they’re coming from. They’re entirely unaware of just how bad they look and they have no idea what’s on a woman’s mind when she stares at them [...]
Casual sex is just like changing your drawls. You can have a different pair each day of the week and throw them out when they’re all finished and used up. You don’t have to think twice about where you left them, where they’re headed or how they’ll end up. They’re easily discarded like a worn-out [...]
A friend of mine made a point a while back that there are generally two types of men who spend all their time in strip clubs: a) The 18-year old infantile horny virgin dude. b) The 18-year old infantile horny virgin dude fast forward 20-30 years, who is now the horny infantile psychosocial issues dude. [...]
There is a huge occurrence of cowards in romantic relationships nowadays, who no longer want to be part of all that was perfect and fun at one time. They weasel their way on out by pulling a classic no-call/no-show with the distinction of it lasting forever instead of a day. They don’t give a crap [...]
We know the type well- the pimple on our rear ends that can’t be sandblasted away- the drunken hot mess who never fails at attempting to hump everyone’s leg at the company Christmas party every single year- the turd in the punch bowl- the…….. The list goes on and on. He’s simply the guy we’re [...]
I know this goes waaaay against the grain of my philosophy behind mentioning our “unmentionables” but I can no longer pretend it isn’t a huge problem. Women need to get with it because their men are suffering in unbearable silence. Your man doesn’t know how to tell you about it because he doesn’t understand it [...]
Tons of clueless hags age 30-and-over are out there, lonely as hell, desperate, and pitifully waiting and waiting for their ship to sail in. They cry themselves to sleep every night wondering why they can’t find a DECENT man, when they don’t know a thing about how to properly conduct themselves or govern their own [...]